@BillSchulz Like most guys from the 80s suburbs she spoke like a dude from Brooklyn in the 40s. Seamless. - Friday May 1 - 2:08pm
RT @kumailn: He's just so stupid.
He's so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to… - Friday Apr 24 - 8:40pm
@BillSchulz Green like a lime or an a avocado? - Monday Jan 6 - 1:13pm
@BillSchulz I brought my son to this exhibit on Saturday. Not only does it have Trump's hair but also his teeny tiny hands. - Tuesday Mar 12 - 5:43pm
Everyone is asking about what Jeff Bezos’s dick looks like, but I think he’s always been pretty obvious about it... https://t.co/aAsXN7JW4e - Tuesday Feb 12 - 4:43am
RT @glarn34: Incredible stat of the day:
If the Mets had scored 4 runs in each of Jacob deGrom’s starts, he would be 30-0
If they had score… - Friday Sep 28 - 2:23am