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Super Exciting Site Update!

Hey guys, on this hazy Labor Day I decided to do some laboring on my site and updated it with a bunch of old print clips and celeb interviews I’ve done over the past few years. Here’s just a few of the exciting stories of mine that you can read now. You’re welcome America.   elviscoverStar trek coverbreckin


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Kanye cheated on Kim!!!

Check out my appearance on OMG Insider where I discuss the delicate politics of Sunni and Shia in Iraq… JK! I actually chime in on Star’s story about Kayne West cheating on Kim Kardashian with a French Canadian model. If you look closely in my eyes you may see yourself as they’re quite glassy. But in my defense I found out about the appearance a half hour before I was taped, not the night before when I had a few scotches during dinner. Enjoy!

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How Memes Get Made!

It’s finally here, the harrowing story behind how the worlds’ fastest growing memes beagling, labradoodling and beagle-doodling came into existence!

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Beagle-doodling is coming!

The super exciting  combination of beagling and labradoodling is hotter than ever, but how did it start? Coming soon, the thrilling new true story of how this controversial new meme was made!





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Talking about Hot young girls*

My latest Appearance. I delve into young stars who feel the need to take on edgy roles to benefit their careers.

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* I only headlined this to get more hits. Sorry [email protected]!


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I’m on Fox talking bout celebrities

My appearance on’s 411 where I discuss Kate Gosselin’s plastic surgery. If you look closely my faces changes 17 unique shades of red!

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Please click on this link for video plus audio!



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I love New York for a ton of different reasons, but I’m also quite partial to Los Angeles. It gets a bad rap but I find it very laid back and beautiful, and despite some douchey types, and you’ll find those everywhere, I find the people quite lovely. But there’s something about this epic live New Year’s Eve telecast from local Hollywood station KDOC that screams everything that’s bad about LA. Watch it and you will see:

-A plump and coked out Jamie Kennedy cursing, rambling and making extremely bad off-color vagina jokes.
-Delays,  stage management screwups, and straight up bad producing that led me to believe everyone who worked on the show either blew the producers, were related to them, or were themselves coked up, probably a bit of all three.
-A  co-host who is so over the top in his delivery that it’s obvious he sees this as a big stepping stone to one day attaining his dream of working the red caret at the Oscars for E! And then realizing how sad that dream really is.
-Shannon Elizabeth so excited about… What? We’ll never know because a Carl’s Junior commercial pops in out of nowhere.
– A random busty Spanish woman who has clearly attempted to memorize patter about green energy who also gets inexcplicably cut off.
-Some dude blurting out “motherfucker,” who’s standing right next to his actual mother.
-Macy Gray high as a kite and sounding like my dyslexic cousin singing karaoke.
-And, of course, the on stage fight that ended the whole shebang before going to silence.


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The Magic of Dance!

If you ever felt insecure about your ability to dance, watch this video and you won’t.  YouTube Preview Image

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Dance Hall Days

I was listening to some tunes on the way into work today and this song popped up.  I hadn’t heard it in a while and it struck me how damn good it is, something very sad and 80’s but at the same time has a good beat and I can dance to it. And in these times of economic trouble and strife in the Middle East who can’t get nostalgic for a past time, maybe not literally days of dance halls but your own personal dance hall days.  So for your consideration, Dance Hall Days by Wang Chung as one of the most underrated songs of all time. You know you secretly love it!

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New Danger Mike!

I just revised my TV pilot script for Danger Mike to a one hour format, and I think it’s splendid and better than ever. But don’t take my word for it, I’m a swarthy liar… and a little drunk. Instead read it for yourself!  And yes, this is apicture of me as a rodeo clown when I worked for Stuff Magazine, which is what I based the pilot episode on. Enjoy! DANGER MIKE  — PILOT — TAKE THE BULL BY THE HORNS


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