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Super Exciting Site Update!

Hey guys, on this hazy Labor Day I decided to do some laboring on my site and updated it with a bunch of old print clips and celeb interviews I’ve done over the past few years. Here’s just a few of the exciting stories of mine that you can read now. You’re welcome America.   

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Kanye cheated on Kim!!!

Check out my appearance on OMG Insider where I discuss the delicate politics of Sunni and Shia in Iraq… JK! I actually chime in on Star’s story about Kayne West cheating on Kim Kardashian with a French Canadian model. If you look closely in my eyes you may see yourself as they’re quite glassy. But […]

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How Memes Get Made!

It’s finally here, the harrowing story behind how the worlds’ fastest growing memes beagling, labradoodling and beagle-doodling came into existence!

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Beagle-doodling is coming!

The super exciting  combination of beagling and labradoodling is hotter than ever, but how did it start? Coming soon, the thrilling new true story of how this controversial new meme was made!      

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Talking about Hot young girls*

My latest Appearance. I delve into young stars who feel the need to take on edgy roles to benefit their careers. Screen shot 2013-03-15 at 1.16.10 PM Screen shot 2013-03-15 at 1.16.10 PM * I only headlined this to get more hits. Sorry [email protected]!  

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I’m on Fox talking bout celebrities

My appearance on’s 411 where I discuss Kate Gosselin’s plastic surgery. If you look closely my faces changes 17 unique shades of red! Please click on this link for video plus audio! 1  

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I love New York for a ton of different reasons, but I’m also quite partial to Los Angeles. It gets a bad rap but I find it very laid back and beautiful, and despite some douchey types, and you’ll find those everywhere, I find the people quite lovely. But there’s something about this epic live […]

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The Magic of Dance!

If you ever felt insecure about your ability to dance, watch this video and you won’t.  

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Dance Hall Days

I was listening to some tunes on the way into work today and this song popped up.  I hadn’t heard it in a while and it struck me how damn good it is, something very sad and 80’s but at the same time has a good beat and I can dance to it. And in […]

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New Danger Mike!

I just revised my TV pilot script for Danger Mike to a one hour format, and I think it’s splendid and better than ever. But don’t take my word for it, I’m a swarthy liar… and a little drunk. Instead read it for yourself!  And yes, this is apicture of me as a rodeo clown […]

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