I was just reading up on how Barbie doll bodies are so out of whack with what real women look like. Which is pretty messed up. It’s a good thing male dolls are so in tune with my own physique.
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Easiest job in the world? A comedian for millennials. Steal and repeat jokes from 10 years ago and they'll be in awe of your new material!
- Friday Feb 24 - 3:15pmZach's 10 months old! When I said he was "standing" he made a poopie face, guess he doesn't appreciate air quotes. https://t.co/knGk3igAxC
- Tuesday Dec 13 - 1:15amRT @BillSchulz: So incapable of calming down/enjoying Alaska's splendor. But at least @LaurenSivan is ADD adorable. https://t.co/ubN1u7pgZe
- Tuesday Sep 27 - 3:10amThanks everyone so much for all of the birthday love! My fantasticness is all because of you!
- Tuesday Sep 27 - 3:10am@BillSchulz thanks! I can't wait for my son to vomit in it. Cause other than smile that's pretty much all he's good for right now
- Friday Sep 16 - 5:17amRT @BillSchulz: Saved this Mets Lunchbox Night thing for @Coppasetic years before he made a son. Now? They're mostly retired. https://t.co/…
- Friday Sep 16 - 5:14am@BillSchulz so If i haven't said it before, stay away!!
- Friday Sep 16 - 5:03am@BillSchulz rough is having your calls scrapped with a wire brush. Being a Jets fan is using razor wire. But balls are always involved
- Friday Sep 16 - 4:59am