3 Step Plan for World Domination

Step 1: Every morning watch this montage from Karate Kid, when Daniel first realizes all of his hard work cleaning Mr Miyagi’s house was actually beneficial to his fighting skills. YouTube Preview Image

Step 2: Destroy all of my enemies.

Step 3: Bask in my new found fame and fortune.

The end.

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