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Oh, hi there. I almost didn’t see you, but right now I’m staring at you through your computer. Anywho, thanks for checking out my new website and blog. Here you can find all things Matt Coppa-ana including my writing clips, resume, bio and the TV scripts I wrote in my quest to become a TV writer. Please let me know what you think but only if you like it. Enjoy!

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Oh Boyhood!

Here’s a recent piece I wrote for the New York Daily News on the fantastic new movie Boyhood. Cuppa

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Thunderstorm Sunset

I can’t figure out if Thunderstorm Sunset is a  better name for a heavy metal band that only plays retirement communities or a retirement community for heavy metal bands. Either way this was pretty. photo 2photo 1

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HIMYD

Here’s a first look at the new How I Met Your Mother spinoff How I Met your Dad. Looks Hilarious! congressional-cemetary-tombstones-1

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Read My New TV Pilot!

After several months of  weekend writing,  late night writing, rewriting, ripping up, going on White Out benders, sobering up and rewriting again comes my pilot for a new TV series called The Factory. It’s a workplace comedy that’s set in a NYC photo studio. Find the full  log line below, and if you’re really adventurous you can read the whole darn thing. It’s only 37 pages, you can do it… if you’re pure of heart and not pure of doodie, of course. Enjoy!

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At New York City’s Lorenzo Studios art is a business, and studio owner Vincent Lorenzo is as brilliant at photography as he’s adept at being a boss. In this single camera workplace comedy he lords over and parties with a group of eccentric artists, models and minor celebrities including: Gloria a newly sober fashion photog, Jim a failed TV writer turned blogger and Claire a sexy young designer. But, when a massive debt forces Vincent to seek help from a mobbed up old friend, he just might lose everything.

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Me Man

I was just reading up on how Barbie doll bodies are so out of whack with what real women look like. Which is pretty messed up. It’s a good thing male dolls are so in tune with my own physique.review_motuc1_1

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Consider Henry Regarded

For some reason a lengthy and thorough discussion of Regarding Henry — which was written by JJ Abrams by the by — broke out in my office. These pictures were Googled and I think speak for themselves.Unknownregarding-henry
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Super Exciting Site Update!

Hey guys, on this hazy Labor Day I decided to do some laboring on my site and updated it with a bunch of old print clips and celeb interviews I’ve done over the past few years. Here’s just a few of the exciting stories of mine that you can read now. You’re welcome America.   elviscoverStar trek coverbreckin

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Kanye cheated on Kim!!!

Check out my appearance on OMG Insider where I discuss the delicate politics of Sunni and Shia in Iraq… JK! I actually chime in on Star’s story about Kayne West cheating on Kim Kardashian with a French Canadian model. If you look closely in my eyes you may see yourself as they’re quite glassy. But in my defense I found out about the appearance a half hour before I was taped, not the night before when I had a few scotches during dinner. Enjoy!

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How Memes Get Made!

It’s finally here, the harrowing story behind how the worlds’ fastest growing memes beagling, labradoodling and beagle-doodling came into existence!

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Beagle-doodling is coming!

The super exciting  combination of beagling and labradoodling is hotter than ever, but how did it start? Coming soon, the thrilling new true story of how this controversial new meme was made!

 

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    Thunderstorm sunset. A beautiful sight and a nifty name for a heavy metal band retirement community. http://t.co/JQqtjBvSfu
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