Oh, hi there. I almost didn’t see you, but right now I’m staring at you through your computer. Anywho, thanks for checking out my new website and blog. Here you can find all things Matt Coppa-ana including my writing clips, resume, bio and the TV scripts I wrote in my quest to become a TV writer. Please let me know what you think but only if you like it. Enjoy!
Tara Reid is really killing it in this thing, I actually believe she is a crackhead in shock from a shark attack, #Sharknado2
- Thursday Jul 31 - 1:28am
I'm watching a review copy of Sharknado 2 and like 25% of it takes place at Citi Field. When you're a Mets fan this counts for team pride.
- Friday Jul 11 - 8:01pm
Thunderstorm sunset. A beautiful sight and a nifty name for a heavy metal band retirement community. http://t.co/JQqtjBvSfu
- Thursday Jul 3 - 4:41am
Adding extra stuff "for good measure" sounds a lot more sophisticated than "give me more fucking salt!" But who are you kidding?
- Wednesday Jun 25 - 9:00pm
Ugh, had to have an emergency root canal this morning, but on the plus side the dentist said I have a "hot tooth" so... still got it!
- Thursday May 22 - 7:28pm
Nothing makes a man feel more like a man than giving perfect directions to strangers. That & using tp to blot shaving cuts. And itchy balls
- Friday May 2 - 3:20am
It is physically impossible to not sound brain damaged when talking to an automated operator.
- Thursday Apr 24 - 3:22pm