Oh, hi there. I almost didn’t see you, but right now I’m staring at you through your computer. Anywho, thanks for checking out my new website and blog. Here you can find all things Matt Coppa-ana including my writing clips, resume, bio and the TV scripts I wrote in my quest to become a TV writer. Please let me know what you think but only if you like it. Enjoy!
I was just reading up on how Barbie doll bodies are so out of whack with what real women look like. Which is pretty messed up. It’s a good thing male dolls are so in tune with my own physique.
Check out my appearance on OMG Insider where I discuss the delicate politics of Sunni and Shia in Iraq… JK! I actually chime in on Star’s story about Kayne West cheating on Kim Kardashian with a French Canadian model. If you look closely in my eyes you may see yourself as they’re quite glassy. But in my defense I found out about the appearance a half hour before I was taped, not the night before when I had a few scotches during dinner. Enjoy!
It’s finally here, the harrowing story behind how the worlds’ fastest growing memes beagling, labradoodling and beagle-doodling came into existence!
The super exciting combination of beagling and labradoodling is hotter than ever, but how did it start? Coming soon, the thrilling new true story of how this controversial new meme was made!
My latest Foxnews.com Appearance. I delve into young stars who feel the need to take on edgy roles to benefit their careers.
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* I only headlined this to get more hits. Sorry Earl49@aol!
My appearance on Foxnews.com’s 411 where I discuss Kate Gosselin’s plastic surgery. If you look closely my faces changes 17 unique shades of red!
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I love New York for a ton of different reasons, but I’m also quite partial to Los Angeles. It gets a bad rap but I find it very laid back and beautiful, and despite some douchey types, and you’ll find those everywhere, I find the people quite lovely. But there’s something about this epic live New Year’s Eve telecast from local Hollywood station KDOC that screams everything that’s bad about LA. Watch it and you will see:
-A plump and coked out Jamie Kennedy cursing, rambling and making extremely bad off-color vagina jokes.
-Delays, stage management screwups, and straight up bad producing that led me to believe everyone who worked on the show either blew the producers, were related to them, or were themselves coked up, probably a bit of all three.
-A co-host who is so over the top in his delivery that it’s obvious he sees this as a big stepping stone to one day attaining his dream of working the red caret at the Oscars for E! And then realizing how sad that dream really is.
-Shannon Elizabeth so excited about… What? We’ll never know because a Carl’s Junior commercial pops in out of nowhere.
- A random busty Spanish woman who has clearly attempted to memorize patter about green energy who also gets inexcplicably cut off.
-Some dude blurting out “motherfucker,” who’s standing right next to his actual mother.
-Macy Gray high as a kite and sounding like my dyslexic cousin singing karaoke.
-And, of course, the on stage fight that ended the whole shebang before going to silence.
If you ever felt insecure about your ability to dance, watch this video and you won’t.